kelseyamadeuspuncherofbutts:

Do you ever just put on a good sports bra and just feel strong?

All the time

All of this sleep deprivation must be shaving like, 80 years off my life

Even in this psychological thriller/cop procedural show, these puns actually happen all the time and they are so serious

(Source: sasako)

(Source: shannibals)

linpatootie:

pancakevase:

mcfassysmydesign:

[all by myself playing in the background]

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I know I’ve reblogged this before but omg that addition deserves a second time

  • parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
  • me: this is my design

vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

(Source: voyagehour)

gleefulfan:

ronaldreagay:

eating a girl out with a fork and a knife becuase you’re sophisticated

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porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.